graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

griefgod:

what if while your legs are asleep a murderer breaks into your house and you have to stanky leg away from him 

birdbrainblue:

castleoflions:

bitch-pudding:

milesjai:

OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.

SHIT

#HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT COMING OH MY GODDDDDD

I’M

WHEEZING 

tbandido:

gamzees-faygo-bonebugle:

okay I laughed harder than I probably should have.

legendofleda:

well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone

tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest”

and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms

i just did it to like

4 people

omg

superfamily-texts:

ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDShjkl;alkfjahg thank you so much! What a sweet thing to say! <3

I’m very happy to hear that you find them entertaining.

I didn’t know if this was a request or not, so I went the safe way about it and just decided to count it as one. Okay? And don’t you worry, I’ll definitely be making more… since no one actually texts me in real life… 

Also, I adore your URL!

aimmyarrowshigh:

babyminaj:

connuh:

omg

when mac miller doesn’t get the joke

vuqt:

maybe lindsay lohan’s twin sister that starred in the parent trap is doing bad things in public to tarnish lindsay’s reputation has anyone ever thought of that

ranga-sauce:

everything about this is funny

• hagrid: hey I just met you
• hagrid: and this is crazy
• hagrid: but happy birthday
• hagrid: you're a wizard harry